Did you know that
you can get a phone call
from the Elf Himself?
Although there are online spots to get
Santa to call your little one for a chat,
I prefer the old fashioned way: family.
It's a simple thing to talk a relative -
say, your baby brother (wink, wink)
into calling up, disguising his voice,
reviewing the naughty/nice list (optional)
and checking in on your kiddo's
fondest Christmas wishes.
Record it for posterity, or not.
It's a little Christmas fun.